Why I might get kicked out of the girls' club... thanks for the idea Jaye!

So this is the "other side" of Jaye's famous (or infamous?) blog. I have always said I tend to be more "one of the guys" but now think I may actually be close to getting kicked out of the girls' club permanently. Here's why:

--I hate soap operas. Enough said.

--I am the only woman in the world who really doesn't like shopping for baby clothes.. Better yet baby "outfits". Babies are great, I like them fine. Searching through racks and racks of "oh so cute" but "oh so not functional" in miniscule sizes makes my head spin. And don't even get me started on the designer clothes for the wee ones.

--Thong underwear. Can't stand it. I know I just made myself very unsexy, but I don't care. My cheeks deserve equal coverage.

--I can read a map. I've been told women can't. I am darn sure I can. And I think I have stopped for directions once... ever. And I made my friend get out of the car to ask!

--I don't know what that "not so fresh" feeling is. Please don't tell me, I am sure I don't want to know!

--I don't get the point of manicures... especially ones that include fake or partially-fake nails. I've had three total in my life. Once for prom, and once for each of my weddings... but nothing false involved!!! I may have painted them now and then on special occasions, I just don't get the need for extensions to my hands! Is anyone REALLY looking that closely at my hands? And if they are, I'd be more inclined to do something about my face... that's where the focus is supposed to be when people look at you!

--Brad Pitt really isn't hot. I think he spends more time on his hair than I do. That's never good.

--This grown woman/princess thing... Haven't we had about enough of this yet? If you are over 11, you don't need to be carrying or wearing anything with "Princess" written on it in glitter. Give me a break. This is why we don't get taken seriously ladies. Can you imagine Hilary or Condy pulling off something like that?

And... finally...

--There IS NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! Period!!!

So yeah... kick me out of the hen's nest or whatever. Maybe the other discarded chicks and I will start our own club. Nail polish and bad daytime drama not allowed. Applications welcomed!

~Wildflower