Monday, September 03, 2007

Legally Insane?

So Tuesday marks the first day of my part time work life. It couldn't have arrived sooner. The last three weeks have been like dogs and cats living together... you know, mass hysteria ... and I've learned a few things. Yes about the law, but about other stuff too. Like how it’s only really worth sacrificing sleep to shave your legs when the temperature gets above 100... and that has happened twice. And screw Atkins, the best diet is pure unbridled fear. It’s really tough to eat when you fee nauseated 95% of the time. I've lost ten pounds... seriously... since starting school. Although desperate times call for desperate measures. It is possible to eat a pork chop with one hand and brief a case with the other. Silverware not necessary.

And to cap off my last week of full time work, I completely blow getting called on in class on Friday, and this weekend my A/C exploded (literally... I am lucky my apt. didn't catch on fire) and my debit card got hijacked. Someone stole the numbers and tried to charge 500 dollars to it at Office Max yesterday. So I have no working card, and no means of getting money until Tuesday. I've got money in the bank but 50 cents in my possession. I guess that's better than 7 cents. Oh, and still haven't slept much. Anyone want to come bring me a portable AC and change my sheets for me? ;)

It just keeps getting better folks! On a more positive note, thanks to everyone for their moral support. Love you all!

~Stephie